My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.
???? Or maybe louis and eleanor just wanted to post a pic of their feet i???
Maybe Harry and Louis have the worst luck in the world and that’s why they keep getting complementary tattoos. Maybe Harry wore Jay’s wedding wristband for two weeks after the wedding and then tied it onto his travel bag a month later because it was ~colorful. Maybe Harry’s been wearing a blue bandana for a month because he has no idea what the fandom is ever saying about him. Maybe Harry grabbed his dick while changing the lyric to “just like he already owned it” because he’s sleeping with Nick or Ben or Cal or Jefe or whoever the hell it’s supposed to be right now. Maybe Louis wore the Queen’s Surf t-shirt a second time (for a full day of videotaped promo!) after the fandom freaked the fuck out the first time because he never checks Twitter or Tumblr or any part of the fandom and no one ever told him that shirt is for a gay beach. Maybe Harry keeps showing up with white paint in his hair the day after Halloween parties because every year he shares his bed with someone else wearing white face paint. Maybe Harry keeps doing the motions for the parma ham meal because he’s Elounor’s #1 supporter and just loves telling the stories of their relationship. Maybe Louis wore the oops sweater because somehow he has no idea that literally millions of people think that tattoo is for Harry. Maybe Harry really is afraid of the dark and the dentist. Maybe Louis followed a Larry shipper when the “always in my heart” tweet disappeared because felt bad for us. Maybe Harry brought up “You’re Still the One” twice in two weeks because he just really loves Shania. Maybe Louis nominated Prince Harry for the ice bucket challenge because he really likes gingers. Maybe Louis wore a snapback and t-shirt to Eleanor’s graduation because he didn’t understand that graduations are formal ceremonies. Maybe last week Louis was the only one MIA because he’s actually a recluse and he hates going out into the world. Maybe Louis favorited a tweet about the disappearance of someone named Eleanor because he really likes Jessica Chastain.
Maybe nothing means anything and everything is coincidence.